Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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ginger

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So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

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Drunk irish man

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this is gay

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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