- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

Leave her alone...

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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