- Anti Joke

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

How many cows say moo? All of them

I had sex. Just kidding.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear