- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

We didnt star the fire ...........

How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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