as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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feces

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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