A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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I pooped my pants

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Anti Joke

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