- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

women's rights

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

whats brown and smells like shit shit

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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