What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A russian gives away vodka.

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Gadaffi

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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