- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

An asian walks out of math class

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

what do you call a black man named mike

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Time flies like a banana.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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