- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

Why Because

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

I'm gay. Great me too.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

If life throws you lemons Catch them

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Kittens.

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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