Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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This is not a joke.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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A black man killed someone

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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throbbing slobber

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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