- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Good one...

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

okay.....

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

Nicholas Cage

Hi poop!

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A mexican goes to an ATM.

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