Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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The geese of Growmore

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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Baseball

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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