A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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a black father

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Slavery lol

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69

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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A man buys free health care...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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