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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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