- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

A man walks into a bar.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What time is it? 10:58

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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