- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

your moms so fat she has kankles

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Oliver's friends

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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