what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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gay marriage.

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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knock knock come in

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Bing

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poop.........

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