Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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I got shot, you laughed

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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DANA

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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