how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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no

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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...Jack Vale

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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your mom

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Like my status for a tbh?

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