the cow goes moo

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Well, this is fun.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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