There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Itookasipasoda

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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An antijoke

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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