- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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