- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

whats my name? Matt

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Black people.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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