What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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