- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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