- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Japan

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Women's rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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