How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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