AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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