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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello