The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why am I writing this...im bored

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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