- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Coldpaly is a good band

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

whats a joke

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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