- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

ecks! why zee?

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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