What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Anti Joke

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