Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Obama.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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