A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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a Jew had a small nose

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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