A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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