A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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what goes boo a sock

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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