How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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meh

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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