- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Cleveland winning something

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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