- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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