Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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Boom.

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GONNA

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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penis

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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