When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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someone called a frog a frog

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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