Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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