Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Women's rights.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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Q: What's green has four legs and would kill you if it fell off a roof and hit you? A: A pool table.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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smug face >:}

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Lacrosse

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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nick toth

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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