What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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