What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

What did the mute say to the deaf man?

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's half of 8? o

Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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