Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Harry Styles

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

antijoke is the best website.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

racism...deal with it!

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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