- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

My parents have an open marriage.

What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

what's worst than being gay? being black

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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