Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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