(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Nickelback

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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balls

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Brad Fuller!

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

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