- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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