- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

woman's rights

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

you lose.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Black Friday

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Rachel not blowing Robert.

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