Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Nicolas Cage

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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1 + 1 = 3

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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