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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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What's 6+2? 16

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What do you call an German with a knife in his leg ? An ambulance as he has a serious leg wound and will soon die of blood loss

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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