what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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Stephen Hawkings was ice skating on the Eiffel Tower... then he woke up.

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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Why couldn't the 10-year-old go to the moon? Because it's the Moo-oo-ooo... no you can't come!

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what happend when a blind guy tried to save a guy from a fire big mistake they both died

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What's 6+2? 16

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